So, after two millions years of epic time wasted for free air and unthinkable stupidity, the miraculous space explorer came back to earth. He found out that earth had no more living organism. Even a single drop of water nor a little phytoplankton. He was confused. VERY VERY confused. He tried to breath without his breathing apparatus but all he sucked were poisonous and sizzling hot air. He coughed like crazy. Tears came out from his eyes like waterfalls. He no longer had home to came for.
I am sitting in front of my computer. Looking for good stuffs at ebay or something. This month's allowance is kinda high so i think about having a new pair of shoes. I see a cool Nike out there on the web but i want that Adidas too. Those thoughts collides inside my mind like nuclear warheads hitting the poor ground of Hiroshima. Boom. Boom. Boom. I can't decide it. Nike or Adidas?
The poor Space Explorer climbed his spaceship's stairs with a gloomy face. He never felt so sad and desperate for almost two million years. It was irritating. He didn't think of why the earth had become like that. He was sad because he wasn't there when humanity ended. And then he thought that maybe he landed on wrong planet. maybe it's Helion Prime. Maybe it's Tatooine. Maybe it's Mars. Maybe it's Venus? He cherised up and kickstarted his crappy Spaceship. It's a old spaceship, by the way. It ran on solar power. the maximum speed was Mach 50. But it could run much faster when it's needed.
After some advices and complaints from my friends, I decided to buy the Nike. Come to think of it, I like the Adidas one. But the color don't suit me nor my clothes so i go for the Nike then. It's a pair of Nike Air Force 1. It's kinda old school but you know, old school is cool. Just like chucks and All Stars. Time can't fight those old bastards. So i take a bus and go to the shoe store. It costs a fortune so i better not using it too often. and because it's plain white i have to be very very careful when i wear that thing.
The engine had started. Our space explorer set the navigation system to head for Alpha-322 Gianlorenzo. He had to refuel his ship and replenish his foods so Gianlorenzo was the best decision. It's not so far from the milky way. The ship took off in ease and the space explorer went to the outer nebula ring. For the first time in two million years, He prayed to his god. Wishing that he just left the wrong planet.
I finally got that sneakers. I'm sure it'll look good on me. Oh, That's the bus to my house. I better get going. this plastic bags are heavy as hell.
Ship refueled, the space explorer started the engine and set the navigation to earth once again. He laid on the ship's floor and closed his eyes.
It'll be a long, long journey to come back home.
Jumat, 12 Juni 2009
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no, he might have landed on the right planet. the situation's even worse than in Wall-E. ever watch that?
but what's it got to do with the Nike, btw?
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