Oblivion

Him : Hey, are you free tonight?

Her : Umm i don't know. Why?

Him : I want to talk about something.

Her : Oh, why don't you tell me now?

Him : No. This is private and important.

Her : We ARE alone here. Now, spit it out.

Him : I can't. We mustn't talk now.

Her : Why?

Him : Anybody could eavesdrop anytime.

Her : Gosh, you're unbelievable. Stop wasting my time and tell me now or else i wouldn't come tonight.

Him : Hey, you must understand...

Her : Now!

Him : Okay. Umm. I am...

Her : I am what?

Him : I am devoured.

And everybody start to scream senselessly.